A sketch of Clar, sillily typing on a laptop.

Audio Not-really-introduction

@ b.charr.xyz/audio-not-really-intro

This isn’t really a blog post, but because a friend mentioned that I have a good voice I figured I’d post one of these. It’s 1:41, if you care. Transcription below.


Hello! So, my name is Clar, and I figured that I would do one of these audio introduction things because... a lot of people don’t know what I sound like, a lot of people don’t know how to pronounce my name. It’s Clar. It... is exactly like how it’s spelled. Some people think that my name is Claire; it’s not Claire. Some people think that it’s short for Clara or Claro and you can think that... and that’s sort of what I thought for a while. But, really, it’s just Clar. Um, some people thought that my name was Clark. I don’t know where the K came from. It just spontaneoulsly appeared from the genderous void. I will say at one point I was kind of slightly interested in the name Clarence, and then I was upset when I found out that that was a guy’s name, because... I’m not gonna go and pick a guy’s name, because, I was assigned male and I don’t wanna have to deal with that. But, it is a cute name. And so, just overall, I went with the name Clar.

So, some people have told me that my name actually sounds a bit like GLaDOS’, and I will demonstrate with (in voice): “Look, we’ve both said a lot of things you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences aside us, for science.” Oh, and, that’s literally the only quote I can do, so (laughs) don’t, don’t ask me to do any others.

Um... yeah. That’s pretty much it. I just figured I’d share what my voice sounds like. And (inhales) if it sounds good, let me know? Like, comment, and subscribe, even though you can do literally none of those things on the post that I’m going to be posting with this. Um... so, yeah. That’s that. Have a good day! And be sure to like, comment, and subscribe.